Please Someone Make This Self-Destructing Packing Tape Before I Break Another Nail [Wish You Were Here]

Please Someone Make This Self-Destructing Packing Tape Before I Break Another Nail [Wish You Were Here]:

You wanna know why opening a package is so thrilling? Because it's a fucking epic poem just to get the box open. By the time you're in, you'd be excited by packing peanuts and nothing else. More »